(Source: leilockheart)
The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of God, reblog.
(Source: shortyyovoxo)
PICKUP LINES
Type a good pickup line on the reblog
Are from China? Cause I’m Chinaa get your number. ;]
Are you from India? Cause I’m kinda India ;D
Are you African? Cause African love you ;)
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling pho you ;}
Are you Filipino? Cause I’d just like to say Halo Halo (;
i just got my library card and i’m checking you out ;3
Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be :$
I got Some Skittles in My Mouth…Wanna Taste The Rainbow?If you were a door, I would slam you all day;D
Are you butt dialing me? ‘Cause that ass be calling meee ;3
im lost can you tell me the way to your heart ? ;)
